• me: closes wrong tab
  • me: PTERODACTYL NOISE

Rich People

Poor people

Idiots

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mister-comedy:

How the fuck did she get that?

mister-comedy:

How the fuck did she get that?

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My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

  • Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
  • Brother: that's not fair
  • Mom: DO AS I SAY.
  • Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
  • Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
  • Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

When you finally get settled into bed

But then it’s just like:

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